FUN!

Q: What is past outer space?
A: Universal studios.


UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM!
Here is a math trick that is so unbelievable that it will stump you.

1. Grab a calculator. (You will not be able to do this one in your head.J)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number. (NOT the area code.)

3. Multiply by 80.

4. Add 1.

5. Multiply by 250.

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250.

9. Divide number by 2.

Do you recognize the answer?

Time

Hey you guyses. Sorry about the wacky post times. Please just bear with me while I try to fix it. Thank You!

-Kacey

How the "Left" Stole Christmas.

'Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.

See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas..why no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
Of Christ, shepherds, Wise Men, angels, or such things.

It might hurt people's feelings, teachers were asked to say,
"December 25th is just another 'holiday'."
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears,
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.

"Inclusive, sensitive, di-ver-si-ty"
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!

At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree,"
Sipping your Starbucks, please listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say:
Do shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" not "Happy Holiday!"